As I have alluded to you in my earlier posts, I am an INTJ personality.

I think I finally understand you socializers. You people don't necessarily like small talk anymore than I do. You network because you want to live. Some of you love it.

Well let's go through a few things then.

#1.  NO Daddy is not going to network!

I do not have to be a socializer. I can pay you extroverts to do what you love doing, and you'll do a better job of it than I will. Take a look at Thom Singer:  www.thomsinger.com. This man is a professional networker with the right attitude for meeting people.

So all you INTJs better follow my strategy. There's no point in forcing yourself to playing the reputation game when you can just as easily acquire a professional's services. You might think, "How are we going to get in the door of a company if our networker doesn't know or like them?" Now why would we want to do that?

Mwahahaha!

My past experience with having personal handlers has been wonderful. I like these socializers because they're energetic, excited, and effective. I could never do what they do. They are the best, and I feel good about paying them for a valuable service. I encourage others to do the same.

If you're wondering how to find these people, then you probably have no idea what you're looking for. I suggest finding a local Quixtar chapter and attending national functions. You'll know the rhinoceros when you see him. He's the one who has all the fun. The rest seem like zombies compared to him.

And for all the naysayers who said I had to change to live, thanks for nothing. I am not only going to succeed, but you're not going to get a dime of my business because your customer service skills are more gutteral than Lamb of God. Why don't you both learn how to talk before you start trying to sing?

#2.  I enjoy moments of megalomania...so what?

Just because I can laugh at the brilliance of my own schemes and have an attitude doesn't mean I'm Tom Cruise. But if you still think I'm a bad person, then you can always find company in liberals. Sean Hannity talks to them all the time. Mmmm...doesn't he look like he's having fun?! :) NYahahahaha!

#3.  Good night

Feel free to e-mail me so I can practice pressing the delete key.

God bless the people persons.