Posted by
Lord Archaleon on Wednesday, October 24, 2007 6:48:15 AM
NNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Dangit! Why do Dave and Lily have to live in California with all the liberals?! Why couldn't they live someplace else so I could celebrate while the state burns to the ground??
My sweet little friend Lily, who played video games with me for the past year online, just had to evacuate the Cali fire disaster. Also, Dave Mustaine, lead vocalist and guitarist of the best metal band ever Megadeth, is stuck in Thailand on a tour while his wife and kids are in California. They're scared and need everyone's love and support.
At times like these, Daddy wishes he had the financial strength of Daddy Warbucks. If only I had the money, I would skip college, organize a strike team, and get my people out of this disaster myself. I would rather personally do that than rely on the fat, bloated government to ensure their safety. It makes me angry to have to admit that these corrupt opportunists have done anything worthy of merit.
I hope for my loved ones' safety. I'm calling on my fellow Americans to chip in for the relief effort and show some moral support.
Lily's page:
http://moonlightbunny.deviantart.com/Dave's page:
http://www.megadeth.com/